Le Noire et Vert

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

(via meetingmemories)

struttinglikeapotter:

thealiway:

freehugchick:

I think I have been waiting for this gif set my entire life and I didn’t even know it.

The last gif is the exact human representation of the “The More You Know” graphic

A reminder that’s Draco’s comment was unscripted, Tom Felton wins.

(Source: paradeofthesun, via haveinterestingdreams)

bluntsandbelvedere:

my life

(Source: justtouchedawkwardly, via dizzymisshannah)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

FLUFFY COWS!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: weeaboo-chan)

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

(via alphamael)

happypokemon:

when my friend was like nine he used his masterball on a caterpie and to this day ten years later he continuously maintains that it was the smartest decision of his life

also he named the caterpie Mr. Caterpie bless him

(via meetingmemories)

mrpennstate:

thatscienceguy:

Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) reacting with dish soap with Potassium Iodide as a catalyst.

It’s a pretty fun experiment to do, if you do it right. (In the first gif the girl screwed it up.)

Top: your first orgasm
Second: your second orgasm

(via orgasmic-humor)

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

(via orgasmic-humor)

bakerstreetbat:

minami-michaelis:

marapetsrules:

condescendingchristian:

glossylalia:

athenasaurus:

marsandry:

caityycatt:

thedailyfeed:

Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.

I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?

These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.

Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.

i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete

i´m done with this site

so that’s why the sea is salty

(via alphamael)

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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