May 2013
81 posts
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
pyreo:
anoia:
what even is eurovision
Watchglitterweave:
the funniest television scene ever.
jebbmeh:
partevia:
sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
earthnation:
earthnation:
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
iwillalwaysshipyou:
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
forgiveninasong:
europe.
it’s our time.
they-are-all-lies:
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
Of Moths and Butterflies: the-animation-alchemist:... →
the-animation-alchemist:
wow Kim Possible had the best Villain line-up ever
a mad scientist who fails to thinks things through coupled alongside his sassy bisexual alien-esque sidekick who later become a cute couple
the mad-scientists redneck cousin who specializes in…
homiesexuality:
I’m following basically no one on here, which is pretty sad. Reblog if you post stuff relating to:
supernatural (destiel especially)
sherlock
doctor who
the great gatsby
the hobbit
avengers
star trek
batman
harry potter
And I’ll check your blog out!
kthxbye
Watchspaceyfrancophile:
Well this just put a big smile on my face 8)
rsapberry:
the-fake-truth:
inbecillus:
an-idle-teen:
inbecillus:
I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else
I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship
I love food but I don’t want to get fat
I want money but dont want a job
look it’s my entire life in a post
captainswan-17:
squidkitten:
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
fuck yes
and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
One word: twins. (but yeah, I get it, they are used to it, but...
equisollux:
zombiecthulu:
basedkuroko:
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
If You're a Quidditch Player, Can you Just Reblog...
deathstaringinmyface:
I want to follow all the quidditch players.
I've noticed that all emotions and feelings are... →
gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:
Sadness in reality;
Sadness on tumblr;
Happiness in reality;
Happiness on tumblr;
Anger in reality;
Anger on tumblr;
Fear in reality;
Fear on tumblr;
Shock in reality;
Shock on tumblr;
Love in reality;
Love on tumblr;
But I’m not complaining; its fantastic.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
wutheringss:
itallwentbarmy:
cutewasteland:
thehuckleberry:
misterchristofelees:
wutheringss:
Horrible hilarious accidental pun in my history exam;
“Henry VIII’s marriage to Catherine Howard was cut short in February 1542”
I am a terrible person
No you’re not a bad person, that’s nothing worth losing your head over.
It was a decent enough pun, but a lack-luster execution.
Nice...
nothomestuck:
paradoxes-andtheoxfordcomma:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what part of the alphabet is the wettest?
H to O
fuck you and this joke man i spent like 5 minutes going “H I J K L M N O?” how are they wet
OMFG THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST AND I ONLY JUST GOT IT
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
kirkspocks:
let me explain a southern californian spring to you
last week it was so hot and windy that it actually started a huge wildfire
and tomorrow it’s going to rain
