Le Noire et Vert

So at dinner tonight, I was talking to my parents like normal, when my mom decides to bring up this rather large zit I have on my nose, named Fred. It goes something like this:

Mom, “So, have you met Fred yet?”

Dad, “Who?”

Me, “Fred, my sentient zit.”

Dad, “Oh yeah, I could’ve sworn he winked at me.”

Me, “Yeah, Fred my promiscuous nipple…..wait…”

Then it all went downhill from there. I started to blush the most I have ever blushed… It must have been VERY entertaining to the parties present.

Oh boy indeed(eth). College. That seven letter word that every Junior/Senior of High School fears (or revels in…). I too fit that exact category. Going through my six schools I find that only two three are supported by the Common Application. Which makes my work much harder… Well here is the list:

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